You guys obviously didn't listen to the SWORN testimony.

President Trump battled for control of the limo, endangering an agent's clavicle!

He knew the terrorists were armed and he threw ketchup, or possibly catsup, at the wall!

Oh, the horror!!!

We are lucky President Biden ushered him to the dustbin of history. There is no telling what the madman could have pulled off next.

Mustard? Ranch dressing?? The possibilities are too horrific to contemplate!