Trees are now racist...

[.455_Hunter]

Minority neighborhoods in Denver have fewer trees, making them hotter. Most new trees planted since 2020 also have gone to predominantly white neighborhoods, 9Wants to Know found.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/l...d-50567b603290

Good to know that this is a key point of concern with all of the other crap going on.

I guess taking the initiative to plant trees in your neighborhood is now racist.

[Scanker19]

Trees have always been racists.
Black walnut anybody. Hell even in New Mexico we have the Breakfast taco Pine….

[BPTactical]

I cannot even begin to comprehend the thought process it took to consider this subject “a thing” in the first place let alone define it as “newsworthy”.


Y’all know that asteroid they are always talking about that will destroy humanity?
Either it is not needed because humanity is already destroyed or it can’t get here soon enough.
You decide.

[JohnnyDrama]

Asteroids are racist. Here's a short list of some of the named ones. Sure, there are lots of Greek and Roman names, but is anybody else represented?


Ceres Eugenia Pallas
Vesta Juno Hermione
Cybele Lachesis Aletheia
Fortuna Bamberga Eunomia
Patientia Hygiea Amphitrite
Hektor Bertha Nemesis
Europa Palma Themis
Freia Alauda Davida
Interamnia Elektra Doris
Camilla Metis Herculina
Daphne Aurora Psyche
Iris Chariklo Euphrosyne
Kalliope Diotima Egeria

[fitz19d]

Tree's are bigoted towards me. I show up and they start dying.

New house has a couple getting the tight curly fucked up leaves from some disease and the evergreens have bag worms. But at least the young apple tree has a proud triumphant single apple amongst this 100 degree month.

[TEAMRICO]

I don’t trust trees. They look shady.

[BladesNBarrels]

Tree's are bigoted towards me. I show up and they start dying.

New house has a couple getting the tight curly fucked up leaves from some disease and the evergreens have bag worms. But at least the young apple tree has a proud triumphant single apple amongst this 100 degree month.

Yep,
Too much water
Not enough water
Too much clay
Too much sand
Too hot
Too cold

[SideShow Bob]

My trees must be WOKE, the two in front died in protest of my racist whiteness, and the two in back have taken a knee & half way died……

[Gman]

Have you tried White Pine, White Ash, White Maple, White Poplar, or White Oak?

[FoxtArt]

Poor people are more likely to live next to other poor people, and not in the middle of the fucking Hamptons.

That's racist.

But homeless people are changing that. Now, there's far more poor people in the nice parks near nice homes with all the trees, shaving in the bathroom and dropping a shit in the urinals, than there is poor people living in homes.

EQUALITY AT LAST.

*obviously, this is sarcastic. I hate all people, equally*

*Commies and transients aren't people*