Wow. I thought that I was the only pervert on this site. It took me looking at that word 3 times before I saw it accurately.
It's almost a requirement where I work due to all of the butt-kissing that is expected.
After losing it under my bed for 3 months immediately after receiving it, I have mine on my keyring too.
(I'll try to post a pic of my measiley daily "kit" tomorrow night; too late tonight. I don't "carry" because I work on a Federal installation.)