Mine arrived last night.

This generous gift from Polis is going to change my family?s life. A windfall like this is like winning the lottery as I?ve never seen such a large amount of money all at once. I?m so grateful that he has chosen to be generous out of the kindness of his heart that I?ll be the first in line to vote for him.

Oh, and what is this TABOR thing I heard my coworkers talking about around the water cooler? I was so elated about the free government money and the generosity of our government that I wasn?t paying attention.

Heck, with the way Biden is driving the price of gas down I think I?ll vote for him too.