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    Grand Master Know It All eddiememphis's Avatar
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    Default Idiot Of The Week

    Figured a good place to start IOTW is Iman Shumpert.

    The former NBA guard, who won a championship with Cleveland and also won Dancing With The Stars, has an estimated career earnings at $50 million. Married to pop sensation Teyana Taylor (in Denver 8/10, get your tickets at live nation before they sell out), he is also a recording artist. His album "Substance Abuse" includes lyrics such as, "elevators get stuck, won't let me down".

    Mr. Shumpert attempted to board a plane in Dallas while carrying 6.12 ounces of marijuana. Also found in his bag was a magazine for a Glock handgun, containing 14 rounds of live ammunition.

    The police report says Shumpert, "asked if there was any way he could make his flight" to Los Angeles, where he was supposed to pick up his daughter, but the responding officer informed him he would not be making that flight, as he was being placed under arrest for marijuana possession.

    I hereby nominate Iman Shumpert as IOTW.
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    Default I hate flying commercial...

    If you are going to transport drugs, you have to have your own plane. There are no TSA gropers, lines, or waiting!

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    Idiot
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
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    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
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    Why travel with your weed? You got money, you just score some more after you land and pick up your kid, like a responsible, toking adult.
    "The only real difference between the men and the boys, is the number and size, and cost of their toys."
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    I thought the idiot of the week was the guy who jumped over the counter in the Vegas vape shop and abruptly met a pocket knife 7 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circuits View Post
    Why travel with your weed? You got money, you just score some more after you land and pick up your kid, like a responsible, toking adult.
    There is a reason they call it “dope”.
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    You can't fix stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeRoss View Post
    You can't fix stupid.
    Uh...yes, you can. It's proven every day somewhere. And it's permanent.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
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    Grand Master Know It All eddiememphis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Uh...yes, you can. It's proven every day somewhere. And it's permanent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiememphis View Post
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

    - Frank Zappa

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