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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenScoutII View Post
    Want to know who your best friend really is?

    Take your dog and your wife and lock them both in the trunk of your car.....

    Wait one hour and then let them both out..

    Observe their reactions. Which one is actually happy to see you?

    There you go.

    Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for injuries you may suffer if this experiment is conducted for real.

    and video tape this if you attempt. I would love to see the outcome
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    and video tape this if you attempt. I would love to see the outcome
    You'd have to ask her to post the video for you; as you wouldn't be alive to do it yourself!

    My mental image is that of Medusa emerging from a dark hole, hissing and shooting lightning bolts out of her eyes while she reaches over, grabs you, and squeezes you out like an orange. Follow that with throwing you like a stick into something large, hard, and immovable. Somewhere in there she tears off your kiwis. If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, can you image one locked in a trunk for an hour????

    Two words: DEATH WISH. (A messy, painful one!) And juries being what they are, she'd never get convicted...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...

    Holy SHIT! My dogs are democrats!
    Well NO WONDER THEY BIT YOU!!!!!

    http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21572

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    Oh "Snap"!
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    That is funny. I guess that makes my Cats capitalist because they believe in the free market. If our naughbor has better food than us, see you later! They are moving on up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkfool View Post
    Well NO WONDER THEY BIT YOU!!!!!

    http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21572

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batteriesnare View Post
    Hmmm, interesting perspective. Are they hunting dogs, because I would think that would disqualify them as Demos.

    if we are going to use that perspective, I have a extreme liberal dog and a extreme conservative dog.

    the little one gets everything handed to her, the english setter works for his during the season!
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    Remember, dogs are the other other white meat so in case SHTF you have some fresh meat for a couple days...


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