Chicken eggs? Haha. That's cute if you're a toddler.

Men eat Emu eggs.

My buddy had an emu and gave me that egg. Scariest bird I've ever seen. He's 5'7" and it was taller than him. He told me one day it kicked apart a couple of coyotes that were unfortunate enough to end up in it's pen. He said they were shredded by its dinosaur feet.