Spice cake is awesome. Carrot cake is for masochists and people in war zones with sugar rationing. It is a cake full of lies for people who can't enjoy nice things and like to spoil the ends of movies. Carrots belong in salads, stews, and wisecracking rabbits. They belong in cake like Jeffrey Epstien belonged at girl scout camp. Carrot cake is an abomination that should be stricken from the earth, like snakes, spiders, politicians, and lawyers. Try a spice cake without carrots next time, and lament the years of needless suffering you have inflicted on your soul.