9:00am- Phone call from 1st Bank.

"We have several unauthorized purchases on your account. We are shutting it down."

10:00am- Email from Square.

"Your business checking account shows a $1.00 purchase from a foreign vendor. Click here to authorize..."

By 9:00 tonight, there have been transactions totaling thousands of dollars.

The banks keep shutting them down yet the assholes keep trying to buy stuff.

I never should have thrown away that chain letter...