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    Default Had to fuck Clint Smith up last night

    So I'm waking up from a dream I had last night.
    Clint Smith was a builder we had hired to remodel our house. For some reason at the end of the day he wasn't leaving. He was hanging out with me and the family and we were going to watch a movie. My 8 year old boy really liked him and was kind of being a pest to old Clint even after we told him several times not to be. We were all sitting on a couch and my son was on his lap. Clint had reading glasses on a nerd strap that my boy either broke or pulled loose. I watched as Clint took hold of his little foot and pushed a pointed piece of plastic under the nail of his pinky toe to the end of the nail. My son had about a half second delay before he just started bawling.
    I jumped up and Clint was sitting but kind of leaned over onto his side as I'm trying to land right hands to the side of his face. Marsh mellow hands can't get a good solid hit. Change up to hammer fist. This is a little better but not by much. He starts to laugh in my father inlaws annoying distinctive laugh. After 3 or 4 hammer fists I change up to dropping elbows on this mother fuckers face. Finally doing some damage. Bone on bone good cracks. Only got to land a hand full of those and I woke up. Woke up still pissed off. I swear I never have good dreams.
    Also have never met Clint Smith in my life. What a strange nightmare to have.

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    I?m sure some psychologist would tell you that dream has something to do with some sort of insecurities on your part. Maybe something to do with your wife and some sort of infidelity on her part or some nonsense.

    I think dreams are just dreams and don?t correlate to anything.

    Your recollection of your dream seems pretty vivid. I used to have dreams when I was younger but I haven?t really had a dream in many years.

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    What the hell did you eat for dinner??? I will admit I got a good laugh while reading that. Hope tonight’s dream is better!

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    That seems like a lot of information to share with a mental health professional

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    I'm guessing you were annoyed/concerned about something recently.. Several years ago, I decided to binge watch the first four seasons of the Walking Dead with minimal sleep over a long holiday weekend. I had some seriously jacked up dreams when I did that....lol
    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    Grand Master Know It All funkymonkey1111's Avatar
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    Put the pipe down

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    No pipe in these hands monkey beater

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    Sounds like you need a vacation. Get away from the house. Someplace like a beach, warm & tropical.
    Per Ardua ad Astra

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    My grandfather's name is Clint Smith.

    I don't why you had a dream about him. He's been dead since the 80's.

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    Dreams can be fuckin' weird......
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....

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