HELP!! Stuart fell down a well!

[Dr_Fwd]

Man, he got you!

[GoldFinger]

Somebody at least lower him a 6-pack.

[68Charger]

how are we going to get him out without putting his ass in a sling?


I know the simplest way to get him out- can anyone guess?

[Irving]

Well see, I was walking around this field checking cell reception for the AT&T thread, and I saw this apple at the bottom of this shallow well. I figured if I just stretch my neck down far enough I could reach; but I fell in.

The good news is, perfect cell reception so I can still blather on about whatever nonsense all day long on here. My back has a crick though.

[Marlin]

I know the simplest way to get him out- can anyone guess?

There is no problem too difficult, that can't be sloved with the proper application of exessive amounts of high explosives...



What did I win?

[Pistol Packing Preacher]

Hey Stu... Out yet?

[Blubyue]

It puts the lotion on its skin!

[Irving]

It puts the lotion on its skin!

My favorite song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4

[68Charger]

There is no problem too difficult, that can't be sloved with the proper application of exessive amounts of high explosives...



What did I win?

close, but that will get you donkey PIECES out, not a whole donkey... and I think Stuart might object (right up until the point when the explosives go off, then he'll stop complaining...)

the correct answer is just fill in the hole- one shovel of dirt at a time... the donkey will keep stepping up as the dirt fills in, and eventually he'll step/jump out.

[theGinsue]

Can we fill it with water first?

Sorry Stuart, I saw an opening and had to walk through it. I humor myself as being humorous.

This is one heck of a funny thread.