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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar77 View Post
    My guess....................completely ignorant guess............... a female is involved.
    With all 5?

    What a slut.
    Bathe her and bring her to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar77 View Post
    I know I know....................... shocking.
    Disgusting...

    Where....Where can I find her....

    So I can tell her how disgusted I am

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar77 View Post
    My guess....................completely ignorant guess............... a female is involved.
    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    With all 5?

    What a slut.
    Bathe her and bring her to me.

    Save the bathwater.
    Not unheard of.

    Back during my time at Scott AFB in Southern Illinois I had a HOT USAF cop (married, as was I) who lived in Base housing across the street and down a couple of units from me. She was the type of beauty that a celibate monk would have fantasies about. Oh, and she drove a sweet late-70's banana Camero.

    So, one day I hear that she and 3 male cops were being kicked out of the Air Force. Apparently, the shift Flight Sergeant went driving around base one night looking for all of them and finally found all of their vehicles parked behind a remote warehouse on the back side of base. He parked his vehicle around the corner and snuck up on them. There was only 1 patrol car with all 4 of them in it. The female cop was, uh, servicing 2 of the male cops in the back seat while the third was waiting his turn. I don't believe they were given the opportunity to achieve full satisfaction. It's probably best I didn't know before she disappeared that she had that streak in her as I might have gotten myself into trouble...er, I might have taken that Camero for a joy ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Not unheard of.

    Back during my time at Scott AFB in Southern Illinois I had a HOT USAF cop (married, as was I) who lived in Base housing across the street and down a couple of units from me. She was the type of beauty that a celibate monk would have fantasies about. Oh, and she drove a sweet late-70's banana Camero.

    So, one day I hear that she and 3 male cops were being kicked out of the Air Force. Apparently, the shift Flight Sergeant went driving around base one night looking for all of them and finally found all of their vehicles parked behind a remote warehouse on the back side of base. He parked his vehicle around the corner and snuck up on them. There was only 1 patrol car with all 4 of them in it. The female cop was, uh, servicing 2 of the male cops in the back seat while the third was waiting his turn. I don't believe they were given the opportunity to achieve full satisfaction. It's probably best I didn't know before she disappeared that she had that streak in her as I might have gotten myself into trouble...er, I might have taken that Camero for a joy ride.
    So the dude "Waiting" also got kicked out? He was merely spectating...how was that a crime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    So the dude "Waiting" also got kicked out? He was merely spectating...how was that a crime?
    Well, I sort of mis-spoke. He was waiting for his NEXT turn. They were rotating positions.
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    She was riding a yellow banana.....Camero?

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