joke of the day!

[HunterCO]

Do you know the difference between having guts and balls?

This is a guide to help you know the difference.

First we will start with guts.

You come home late at night after a night out with the guys and your wife greets you with a broom.

If you have guts you say "Hi honey are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?

This is what happens if you have balls..

You come home after being out all night and you smell like purfume and there is lipstick on you collar..

You have balls if you smack your wife on the butt and say you're next chubby...

However medicaly speaking there is no difference between the two as they are both certain death!

[10x]

Dale Carnegie had a course on how to win friends and influence people.
This joke is a negative example, but is very funny.

[GreenScoutII]

Guts and balls, but a complete lack of brains! Obvious death wish for a married guy!