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    If anyone wants to win points with me I will gladly eat that delicious cake!!!

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    Sorry Kev... it's already gone. My wife turned around and made a German Chocolate cake though for my birthday... from scratch! MMMMHMMMMMMM.... Yeah, no more of that left either, sry. HAHA.

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    Just got a call today from Karl at Kampfeld Custom! My bolt is done and in the mail! Can't wait!! Very excited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    Just got a call today from Karl at Kampfeld Custom! My bolt is done and in the mail! Can't wait!! Very excited.

    Nice! I have a feeling the wifey is in for some more pampering tonight.


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    Give her a nice hand massage tonight, so she's all limbered up to install the bolt when it comes in. If she balks at the suggestion, tell her that no one likes getting a half-assed gift.
    Gray would be the color, if I had a heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    Give her a nice hand massage tonight, so she's all limbered up to install the bolt when it comes in. If she balks at the suggestion, tell her that no one likes getting a half-assed gift.

    Classic!! HAHA.

    The wife has been getting plenty pampered lately. We are trying to get preggers... Not sure if either of us can though. Kind of personal, but hey it's the internet! I had a bad car wreck back in high school and she has had unusal "girl" problems in her life. We don't have insurance or anything right now so doctors is not an option right now. Hopefully that'll change when I get a better job. I just thank God that I have a job right now. Three of my friends are moving back in with their parents and they all have MM and one PhD.

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    Try to get insured at a job before she is pregnant because it will be cheaper to have babies while insured (I think). For what it is worth, everyone I've known who has had "lady problems" and didn't think they could get pregnant, has. Have you tried stay up late and getting really drunk? Also, maybe buy a two-seater convertible/motorcycle and tell yourself "this is all the car I need right now." Good luck.


    Oh yeah, also, every time you do it, make sure your wife doesn't do any of that wives tale crap like laying a certain way. That is all bullshit. She just needs to say the line "Don't worry, I'm on the pill" at least once each session.

    That's all the free advice I can give you.
    Gray would be the color, if I had a heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    Give her a nice hand massage tonight, so she's all limbered up to install the bolt when it comes in. If she balks at the suggestion, tell her that no one likes getting a half-assed gift.
    Dude get out of my head!

    When the wife placed the rifle she just purchased me on my lap she started to walk away. I said "hey doesn't this gift include a shoulder neck massage"?

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    HAHA, y'all are gonna get me in trouble. First I don't drink. Second, I don't backtalk my wife. She might be small, but she'll light my ass up. Third, couldn't afford the coupe car right now. Fourth... geesh, nevermind. I'm looking for a better job honest!

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    My wife was bitchin on me for all the time I spend on this forum.
    Now that we are trading recipes I think she'll be OK with it.
    By the way, I can cook some mean pasta sauces...

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