I am in love with my Wife too, I got a Socom II a few years back for our anniversary, she only got a lousy XD40. We got matching shotguns twice, and she is working on customizing her first AR.
After reading all these posts, it seems like a few of us married the right ones!
Our first child was born without the benefit of insurance, we qualified for assistance, and even with all the complications she cost us $50.
We had good insurance for the birth of our son, he cost $3200.