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    Default Suck in your gut?..Atteeeenshun!

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    Are they just looking for 20+ year E7 and up or O5 and up? Seems like somebody who put in a non-retirement 4 to 16 year tour would also be pretty valuable, especially if they ETSed relatively recently. I started my terminal leave almost 22 years ago to the day, so I am probably a bit past it.
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    This past March 18th, made it exactly 66 years to the day I received my honorable discharge from the U.S. Army. They certainly wouldn’t want this old fart unless they needed a live active target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBob View Post
    This past March 18th, made it exactly 66 years to the day I received my honorable discharge from the U.S. Army. They certainly wouldn?t want this old fart unless they needed a live active target.
    More like “live reactive target.”
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    Sheeit,
    I’m not nearly as old as Blaster Bob, but like him, we still called our uniform of the day Fatigues, Kakis or class “A”s. What is This ACUs & BDUs you speak of ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBob View Post
    This past March 18th, made it exactly 66 years to the day I received my honorable discharge from the U.S. Army. They certainly wouldn’t want this old fart unless they needed a live active target.
    Not the Airborne shuffle anymore, it would be the “Old man hobble. Even the lowest qualifying marksman wouldn’t need much of a lead to score a hit.


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    Isn't it amazing that despite twice the pop of WW2, and 1/100th of the casualties, half the worlds army's need to recruit true "old men?"?

    That's because young men are becoming a rarity.

    If we could shoot the enemies with victimization, then these obese manchilds would finally be worth something.

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