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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    How about the cocaine fueled voice of Omeara Ford, Bonnie Murray:

    I worked at O'Meara Ford around 1978, her voice was the same back then. It looks like she's had some cosmetic work done since then.

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    The Jack Daniels spot with everyone singing Sweet Caroline and also the Lume ads, ugh.

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    I’ve noticed an increase in genital based deodorant commercials. And they’re all kind of crass. Which is bad since I still laugh at the word poopie.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JethroBodine View Post
    I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
    Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.
    Oh yeah, all the side effects they quietly and discretely list.....those are attractive.
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    Scrotum Diem - bag the day!

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by eddiememphis View Post
    You guys sound like you miss Dealin' Doug and BigMike.

    I don't watch much television but when I do, I have noticed that since the untimely death of George Floyd, there has been an explosion of commercials featuring inter-racial couples.
    Don't forget all the gay couples too! And the inter-racial gays. Hell, they're even using ugly people now too.
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    Scrotum Diem - bag the day!

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    How about the cocaine fueled voice of Omeara Ford, Bonnie Murray:

    I always wondered, who the hell thought she was the perfect choice? "Yeah, SHE'LL sell our shit like hotcakes!" Same with those douchebags from Rocky's Auto.

    Then there's The General Insurance - where did the concept of a US Army general with a mustache and eyebrows as big as paintbrushes come from? Yosemite Sam?

    Gotta admit though, Shaquille O'Neil has got to be one of the smartest people in commercials of all time! No telling how much money he's made shilling for more things you can count.
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JethroBodine View Post
    I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
    Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.
    When they list in the side effects - leading to death - Hell No!
    That is not a side effect, that is a result.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JethroBodine View Post
    I agree! The only thing I find humorous is when they list the possible side effects which are often worse than what you're taking the medication for.
    Who is going to take a medication where one of the possible side effects is Annal Seepage? I'm sure there are other side effects I've forgotten and I usually hit the Mute button whenever any commercial comes on.
    Like when they are selling something to help with sexual performance and the side effects include chronic halitosis, hair loss, violent diarrhea, acne, and athletes foot?

    Maybe you will get an erection but who is going to be desperate enough to be with you?

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    I did get a laugh from the Cottonelle " DownThereCare Meet The Parents" Commercial
    https://youtu.be/IYc3eo4GMuE?si=ClMB7i_1LWKLPjdA

    Exactly how thorough does this guys parents check his date out when meeting for the first time? Or maybe it's more along the lines of not needing a whole body deodorant ( Lume ) because the ass wipe does such a good job? Or maybe Papa wants to take Juniors date out for a test drive? Did I go to far, Oopsie.
    Last edited by JethroBodine; 05-06-2024 at 06:11.

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    Hate: all lawyer commercials, New Day "loans", Consumer ellular, any life insurance...to name a few.

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