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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    My recent fav.:
    Driving down a 50mph road.
    Scobaru turns into road doing 20mph.
    I have to hit brakes to avoid making him a new hood ornament.
    What ever.
    At stop light he becomes Mario Andretti.
    A mile in, he slows down.
    Still driving the speed limit, I lane change 6-8 car links ahead.
    Next thing I know he on my a$$. All I see is windshield.
    Look back a second time and I see both middle fingers, banging on the steering wheel and I'm sure lots of profanity.
    This lasts about a mile and he turns into the local community college.
    What ever dood.
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    I'm pretty consistently punished for trying to do a correct zipper merge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by O2HeN2 View Post
    I'm pretty consistently punished for trying to do a correct zipper merge.

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    Getting harder and harder to control my tourettes driving syndrom...lol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CS1983 View Post
    The Testosterone doses be hitting harder during that time of the month for Queer Decolonization Theory majors.
    I was thinking Lesbian Underwater Basket Weaving 101.
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    Traffic laws are just suggestions at this point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by O2HeN2 View Post
    I'm pretty consistently punished for trying to do a correct zipper merge.

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    My turn signal is not a request, it is a warning that I am changing lanes. And I drive a 40 year old all steel shitbox. Some youngsters in their fancy new cars still deliberately speed up to cut me off though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clint45 View Post
    My turn signal is not a request, it is a warning that I am changing lanes. And I drive a 40 year old all steel shitbox. Some youngsters in their fancy new cars still deliberately speed up to cut me off though.
    Pretty much the same thing when I'm driving, especially when towing my train. It's fair warning that I'm moving over.

    And you can f*ck off your flashing lights and tailgating if you think I'm getting out of the left lane driving through Pueblo on I-25. Too many close calls with failed idiot mergers from those short ramps.

    I'm running with traffic and you can go around on the right if you have the stones.

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    Australia isn't the only country with road trains!

    I've had a dashcam before, but it scares me because they may use it against me, but with idiots like what happened the other day, it seems like it will benefit me more than implicate me.

    re: zipper merges, I admit to be one of the people honking at you, but now I understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    My recent fav.:
    Driving down a 50mph road.
    Scobaru turns into road doing 20mph.
    I have to hit brakes to avoid making him a new hood ornament.
    What ever.
    At stop light he becomes Mario Andretti.
    A mile in, he slows down.
    Still driving the speed limit, I lane change 6-8 car links ahead.
    Next thing I know he on my a$$. All I see is windshield.
    Look back a second time and I see both middle fingers, banging on the steering wheel and I'm sure lots of profanity.
    This lasts about a mile and he turns into the local community college.
    What ever dood.
    I have seen and experienced this exact same scenario several times. It's a head shaker. I simply cannot understand why someone does this.

    One many years ago the guy who did exactly this started following me everywhere. Even after I made some turns taking us in circles. Eventually I pulled into the prison parking lot on Quincy and parked. He decided that probably wasn't the best place to follow and confront me. Ha.

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