Dorito

[To Bear Arms]

I agree with Ginsue! Everytime I see you wrote a post I know I will be reading the whole thing and will be entertained no matter the subject!

Cute dog, good luck with the puppy stage! We have a 2yo GSP and she is insane still and does not appear to be slowing down at all!

[Bailey Guns]

What they said... Dorito is a cutie. Thanks for sharing the stories and the photos.

[JohnnyEgo]

You guys are exceedingly kind, but I promise I won't tell anyone. This is what you get when you were raised by an English professor in the late 70s / early 80s, who believed that outside of 'The Electric Company', all children's TV was brain rot and to-be-banned. Half of my writing style is in open rebellion to the rules of proper English, while the other half is in total subjugation to it. Kind of like the preacher's daughter of the written word, I suppose. It should also be noted that the same woman who wouldn't let us have TV of any kind now buys her grandchildren Pokemon games and Fortnite gift cards, which I think is total BS.

As to 'whose' dog this really is, Dorito acts like I am made of chicken strips and crack cocaine. I can walk upstairs to put away laundry, and when I come back down in five minutes, you'd think I just got back from a mission to Mars. He is surprisingly patient with my son, who I would bite if he continued to pet against the grain of my fur. And he has realized he will get chicken strips from my wife if he puts on a good show. But I get pure, unadulterated Dorito, 24-7. All zoomies, teeth, and desperate need for my attention at all times. Kind of like the girl I dated before my wife, really, but it is more endearing in a small dog.

Anyways, this is how I feel every morning when I look at my Outlook Calendar and realize how many of my East Coast coworkers aren't familiar with the MTN time zone as a concept:

[rondog]

Cute little munch monster! And don't sweat the name, when I was a dumbass little kid we got a Brittney Spaniel puppy and I named her Charmin - yes, like the toilet paper. Wasn't the brightest child on the block.....

[colorider]

Awesome pup and even more awesome name!!!! Become the alpha in the pack, or become his bitch!

[BPTactical]

Thats pretty freakin cute!

[JohnnyEgo]

Cheap Chinese vest most likely made out of asbestos and despair: $32.
Custom embroidered name tapes: $5.99/ea
Having your dog be a walking billboard for your own amusement? Priceless





I also love this picture because he looks like the lovechild of Darth Vader and Popeye:

[Acetylcholine]

Congrats! He’s going to be a great part of your family.

[Ah Pook]

Looks like a terror in the making.

[BPTactical]

Looks like a terror in the making.

A terrier?