OK, two weeks down. Impressions:

Now that I'm not as freaked out about the classes, I've realized there are a LOT of smoking hot girls on campus.

I've also realized there are a LOT of completely F'ed up views of how the world is, mostly from the smoking hot girls...

I have at least two girls in my English class I want to sew up in gunny sacks with about 75 lbs of scrap metal and drown like unwanted kittens.
"Um, is it OK if I do my personal interest paper on gun control?", asks kitten one. My thought was, 'How are you going to stretch out "keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target" for 4 pages?' Oh ya, gun control... not gun rights... Then the thought of her in a gunny sack transpired.

Kitten two felt sorry for pedophiles because she "...got to talk to some once and what they went through that made them that way was just awful." I went straight to the gunny sack thought with her.

So, I've decided to dedicate as many as my research papers in educating these two completely disillusioned drowning liberals. At the very least, I'll piss them off and that will make me feel better.