Lock "em Up... in Alcatraz?

[eddiememphis]

Wait until someone gets wind of his idea to raise the Titanic.

We're going to raise the Titanic—bigger, better, and more beautiful than ever before. It’ll float again, folks. Just like our great American spirit. This is going to be the most incredible, most luxurious ship recovery in the history of mankind. Nobody raises ships like I do. It’s going to be a very classy salvage. Very elegant. Gold trim. The best people, Jim Cameron, Elon, Lil Marco, only the best people.

The Titanic went down under weak leadership. We're bringing it back under strong leadership—the strongest. We're going to make the Titanic great again!

[Sawin]

We're going to raise the Titanic—bigger, better, and more beautiful than ever before. It’ll float again, folks. Just like our great American spirit. This is going to be the most incredible, most luxurious ship recovery in the history of mankind. Nobody raises ships like I do. It’s going to be a very classy salvage. Very elegant. Gold trim. The best people, Jim Cameron, Elon, Lil Marco, only the best people.

The Titanic went down under weak leadership. We're bringing it back under strong leadership—the strongest. We're going to make the Titanic great again!

Absolutely perfect! Well done. I’m gonna save that snippet for my friend who does trump impressions.