I'll give the same occupation I give whenever the bank thinks they need to know too:

Trophy Husband

They're just as annoyed that they need to ask as I am in being asked so they generally giggle and type it right in w/o question.

I'm sure the drug dealers... err, I mean... gun dealers... will react much in the same way. Can't wait.

"One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws." -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.