LOL... We had a yellow lab at one time that the ex was trying to stop from chewing things. She wanted to put hot sauce on things. I told her he'd just eat it and want more. And he did. He would've eaten the whole bottle if we let him.
I once left a Craftsman electric staple gun on the back porch for like 5 mins. It was plugged in and loaded. I was using it on some indoor/outdoor carpet. Went inside for about 5 mins and came out. Electric cord was chewed off the gun. There were dents with teeth marks in the sheet metal housing of the gun and Otis, the dog, had a staple thru one of his ears. I just shook my head.