-Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


LOL sorry guys I couldn't resist.