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    Everytime a female LEO pulls me over, regardless of the situation, I ALWAYS GET A FUCKING TICKET. Why the fuck is that? Irritates the hell out of me.

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    When she walks up to your car you've gotta quit asking her "What's the problem toots?"
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    If you're going to get a ticket anyway, might as well hit on her the whole time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    Everytime a female LEO pulls me over, regardless of the situation, I ALWAYS GET A FUCKING TICKET. Why the fuck is that? Irritates the hell out of me.

    Yeah, I've had bad experiences with women cops also

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    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    Everytime a female LEO pulls me over, regardless of the situation, I ALWAYS GET A FUCKING TICKET. Why the fuck is that? Irritates the hell out of me.
    You should stop referring to her as "sugar tits", Mel.

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    "Hey Sugar Tits, I'm kind of in a hurry, so can you bring the officer you are career shadowing out here so we can get this over with?"
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I think I'd get Taser'd if I ever said that to a female cop.
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    If you refer to me as sugar tits I will probably let you go...

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