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  1. 02-13-2010, 16:02 #1
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    Default Police Officers do care

    (In the spirit of being more "green", I've decided to recycle this in case some haven't seen it)

    The Corpus Christi, Texas Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Nueces River near Labonte Park. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick and an "Obama for President in 2008" t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

    The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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  2. 02-13-2010, 17:19 #2
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    I have a hard time feeling sorry for this guy. But I suppose he does embody what Obama is doing to this country.
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    I have seen this before, makes me laugh every time!
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    Going above and beyond the call, I'd say!
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    You got me. I wasn't going to read this thread thinking it was going in a different direction.
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    I hate it when lemonade pours out of my nose - thanks Bailey!
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