Heaviest Element Newly Discovered

[Troublco]

I heard they have found alot of Reidium as well.

To say nothing of Obamium.

[Bitter Clinger]

That is because obamium is very strange element. It's origins are unknown, it's has been known to have symbiotic relations with known destructive elements (wrightium and ayersum). And also, to the bafflement of scientists the world over, is able to speak, but only if in front of a teleprompter. It also has parasitic characteristics, when it's area of habitation is under extreme duress, it inexplicabaly syphons off the energy nearby hard working elements to replenish the energy of very large and inactive elements. Sadly, researchers believe they will only be able study obamium until near the end of 2012.

[theGinsue]

Nice!

[GreenScoutII]

Thats awesome! Thanks for posting that, funny as hell!

[DOC]

I've seen this on TV. I didn't watch it for very long before becoming sick. I think its toxic to look at too.

[theGinsue]

I guess he's speaking in Lost Wages today. Interesting thing to watch if you have a stock ticker showing on the side. The more he speaks, the lower the stocks fall.

[Mtn.man]

That is because obamium is very strange element. It's origins are unknown, it's has been known to have symbiotic relations with known destructive elements (wrightium and ayersum). And also, to the bafflement of scientists the world over, is able to speak, but only if in front of a teleprompter. It also has parasitic characteristics, when it's area of habitation is under extreme duress, it inexplicabaly syphons off the energy nearby hard working elements to replenish the energy of very large and inactive elements. Sadly, researchers believe they will only be able study obamium until near the end of 2012.

seems it's hard to locate the origin as it may have come from Hawaii, or Kenya, or some other S. African country.

[cowboykjohnson]

seems it's hard to locate the origin as it may have come from Hawaii, or Kenya, or some other S. African country.

It does share relations with other elements in Kenya. I bet the scientists don't know where they found it, it just showed up.

[Mtn.man]

Yes, it has no Real Earth experience, no relative exposure to other worldly elements, it does attract negative elemental properties, it tends to destroy monetary things and seems to affect the left thinking peoples ability to make desicions on their own.

[Irving]

Plus, it is only useful in the laboratory wouldn't be effective in non-lab conditions.