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  1. 02-23-2010, 16:58 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.man View Post
    Only counts in handgrenades.
    "Handgrenades, gas attacks and atomic bombs"

    At least that's what we used to say in the Army
    "I'd rather be a disabled Vet, than no Vet at all"
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  2. 02-23-2010, 17:25 #2
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    OK so farts are included in that.
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    Balls in the stomach moment.
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  4. 02-23-2010, 20:24 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by SU405 View Post
    Balls in the stomach moment.

    Nope!! New breeches moment!!
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    I thought it was, "Close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades... ...and global thermal nuclear war."

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    I always heard it, "....horse shoes, hand grenades, napalm and pleutonium."
    I say lets all remove the warning labels and let nature take its course.
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  7. 02-23-2010, 23:12 #7
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    comrade pilot pinched a butthole sized divot out of his seat
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  8. 02-23-2010, 23:15 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elhuero View Post
    comrade pilot pinched a butthole sized divot out of his seat
    plus left some nice brown skidmarks for the win!
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    I saw a old video once of an F-100 doing something like that, but it did a lot more dancing and the whole thing ended in a fireball. With the Hun, they called it a "Sabre Dance".
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