How not to land!

[Hoosier]

I thought it was, "Close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades... ...and global thermal nuclear war."

H.

[Colorado Osprey]

I always heard it, "....horse shoes, hand grenades, napalm and pleutonium."

[Elhuero]

comrade pilot pinched a butthole sized divot out of his seat

[sniper7]

comrade pilot pinched a butthole sized divot out of his seat

plus left some nice brown skidmarks for the win!

[Troublco]

I saw a old video once of an F-100 doing something like that, but it did a lot more dancing and the whole thing ended in a fireball. With the Hun, they called it a "Sabre Dance".