65% of Democrats are Syphilitic f***ing morons.

Not that that's really news.

Everyone unwilling to own a gun because they don't believe in them and believe that the police should protect them every minute of every day should be identified with large, bright signs. That way those poor misunderstood members of society who occasionally operate outside the law will know exactly who the fine, upstanding members of society are who want to protect them in the commission of their less-than-legal endeavors.

Then, when those misunderstood folks come to call, they can see the results of their "freedom" to wait for 911 to get someone to respond. If they can get to the phone in time, that is.