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Now this is a BBQ guaranteed to get everyone's attention.......I think it should be towed with the barrel facing backwards...then you wouldn't have to worry about anyone tailgating you....I don't know for sure but my guess is the owner is from Texas!!!!!!
Red neck gets pulled over.
Officer asks... "Got any ID"
Red neck replies...
" 'bout wha'"
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The IRS Inspector
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the Hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
You can't polish a turd!!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕOriginally Posted by CAR-AR-M16
I want to get some pics of Rod shooting a 1911 since we all know how much he likes them.
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How apropos!
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You can't polish a turd!!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕI want to get some pics of Rod shooting a 1911 since we all know how much he likes them.
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HAHAHA.. That was awesome!! You KNOW those two got together to "settle their dispute"! And an "A+" from the teacher!!! Priceless.
You can't polish a turd!!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕI want to get some pics of Rod shooting a 1911 since we all know how much he likes them.
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