"Oh, and subterranian crab people. I don't think there's any of those either."

Note to self, move #2 to the bottom of the list.........

Mainly 7 day supply of food and water, then working on 1 month in the event of an unexpected crisis where a dash to Walmart would be riot!
If it takes hot water to cook or comes out of a can and I don't have to hear my wife gripe about it I will stock it. Would not want to inconvenience her!