I have never served on a jury. I don't want to server on a jury. If, however, I were called, I wouldn't work to find a way out of it. Either they pick me or they don't.

Basically what I'm saying is that I know we have a lot of idiots sitting on juries these days, but I prefer the system we have now to a professional jury system.

Of course, we could always have this:

I AM THE LAW!