Depressed

[trlcavscout]

Email I received




Subject: Depressed

> Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
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> Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
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> Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!
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> I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
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> They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

[ChunkyMonkey]

Stick or automatic?

[sniper7]

does it pay well? benefits? tax free?

[HBARleatherneck]

yes, it pays well. your family will get a check, when you are post-mortem.

[theGinsue]

Yeah, there won't be any long term disability pay, that's for sure.

[Ed_S]

I’m depressed every time I hear ‘the great one’ (sarcasm) i.e. Obama talk about his latest success, idea or opinion etc.

[TS12000]

On one condition, my ski mask has to be 45% polyester

[Brassie]

That does it I'm calling Jack Bauer I was going to call Renee Walker but as you all must know she... well a real shame.. I liked her

[Hoosier]

I'm glad people who write emails like this don't let facts and reality color their views.

[KevDen2005]

I'm glad people who write emails like this don't let facts and reality color their views.

Yeah, I hate facts....