Let me see if I have this right...

[CareyH]

I got this emailed to me today so I thought I would share.
Also before I get flamed let me say again I didnt write this.... I know the caps lock key is located on the left side of the key board. lol.


OK, LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR, OR SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10- A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

[Irving]

#11 should have been left out.

[ChunkyMonkey]

7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

So freaking true.

[sniper7]

So freaking true.

yep, i know a locksmith in boulder and he is always on a fucking rage about how the illegals get free housing yet have brand new vehicles...then they trash the places, the city/county buys new places to put them in.

[ChunkyMonkey]

yep, i know a locksmith in boulder and he is always on a fucking rage about how the illegals get free housing yet have brand new vehicles...then they trash the places, the city/county buys new places to put them in.

In my case, I rented a condo to Littleton Housing Authority section 8- pretty much a free housing for the 'need.' Well few weeks after they moved in, the 2 tenants were actually 2 families of 9, and ICE was looking for some of them. I had to waste half a day standing there looking like a stupid idiot while the ICE guys went through everyone's ID including mine because I was the owner. They were looking for 1 person, ended up picking up 3 of them.

[sniper7]

In my case, I rented a condo to Littleton Housing Authority section 8- pretty much a free housing for the 'need.' Well few weeks after they moved in, the 2 tenants were actually 2 families of 9, and ICE was looking for some of them. I had to waste half a day standing there looking like a stupid idiot while the ICE guys went through everyone's ID including mine because I was the owner. They were looking for 1 person, ended up picking up 3 of them.

sorry you had to get your day wasted but at least ICE got 3 of them.

section 8 housing just pisses me off, as does welfare, medicaid and every other programs people use to live off the governments tit.

[pr1ncess45]

sorry you had to get your day wasted but at least ICE got 3 of them.

section 8 housing just pisses me off, as does welfare, medicaid and every other programs people use to live off the governments tit.

I kind of agree here. I agree that there are lazy F$#* who live off welfare, foodstamps, housing, medicaid, etc.... However there are legit folks out there that do work and just don't make enough and they pay there taxes etc.. and can receive certain government help. Don't get me wrong I am not saying that it's ok for illegal immegrants to just come here and get that stuff BECAUSE IT IS NOT! It is for AMERICANS. U.S. citizens. I have at one point needed Medicaid for my children (before denval420) But I also worked a full time job and paid my bills and taxes by MYSELF. I also have a good friend that has 2 kids is on housing takes care of the place and works 2 jobs. She is AMERICAN. So I feel it's ok if you are AMERICAN and you work.