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    Machine Gunner Hoosier's Avatar
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    Default China is beating us!

    Look at this amazing tactical shovel action:

    http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/m-DmaTXvgl8

    Seriously, I want a couple. I could keep one in the kitchen. Is there anything it can't do? Watch this and tell me at what point you finally say, "WTF!?".

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    hehe the shield part is too funny
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    Tactical AND it makes one heck of a potato chip!
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    wow they're pretty good with those shovels!

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    I don't see how you could dig a bunch of holes, and still have an edge sharp enough to slice a potato.

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    I was watching that video thinking about how nice it would be to bury my crap and prepare my food with the same tool. Then maybe later I could slice my hand open trying to tighten something. That will of course make the shovel slippery for when I try to use it as an anchor later. The shovel will slip when I'm half way out and my comrades would find me laying at the bottom of a wall with my shovel stuck into my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I was watching that video thinking about how nice it would be to bury my crap and prepare my food with the same tool. Then maybe later I could slice my hand open trying to tighten something. That will of course make the shovel slippery for when I try to use it as an anchor later. The shovel will slip when I'm half way out and my comrades would find me laying at the bottom of a wall with my shovel stuck into my head.
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    ROFL at shield and oar. I'm surpised they didn't try to claim holding two and flying away.

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    You didn't cringe every time they grabbed the blade end of the shovel with their bare hands (after seeing those awesome potato chips)? When those guys were climbing the wall, I was just waiting for that shovel to slip off the rail and impale that guy in the head due to his body weight. I had to cover my eyes and watch through my fingers.

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    The chinese always find multiple uses for things.

    [was unable to find the photo of a guy using his shotgun as a leaning rest, barrel wedged firmly in his ass crack]

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