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    They forgot "juicer"


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    Check out the bottle opener at 4:43ish

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    Oh crap the Chinese built a better shovel. Don't tell the Spetsnaz!

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    It looks like the Chinese equivalent of a Ronco commercial: "It slices, it dices, make julienne fries, cut wire, open your wine bottle, paddle your boat...or your butt."

    And with that music I expected Tom Selleck to ride up on a horse through the whole video.
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    Wow. That was fairly entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beprepared View Post
    Oh crap the Chinese built a better shovel. Don't tell the Spetsnaz!
    Through the whole thing I kept thinking that Spetsnaz uses a shovel better - and probably have better made shovels - at least theirs won't be "Made in China". Probably full of lead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    It looks like the Chinese equivalent of a Ronco commercial: "It slices, it dices, make julienne fries, cut wire, open your wine bottle, paddle your boat...or your butt."

    And with that music I expected Tom Selleck to ride up on a horse through the whole video.
    Funny you should say that - I was expecting Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern, Bruno Kirby and Jack Palance to come riding through the screen shot.
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    And each and everyone of us that just followed the link to a Chinese video site now need to make sure and run the full array of AV, Malware and other security programs.

    Uhg...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadShot View Post
    And each and everyone of us that just followed the link to a Chinese video site now need to make sure and run the full array of AV, Malware and other security programs.

    Uhg...
    Kaspersky didn't flag on the site, or I wouldn't have sent it.

    H.

    PS: Everyone do yourself a favor and run good security software on all your machines.

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    Hoosier,

    Check.. just ran my tools and it comes back clean. Working where I do, we get hit by China for an array of things (upwards of 25-150K attempted penetrations and security events a day just for my poor 11,000 user environment) that really are pretty damn scary in the attack vectors, I just do my best to stay away from most Asian sites...

    Sorry if I came across as too harsh man

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadShot View Post
    Hoosier,

    Check.. just ran my tools and it comes back clean. Working where I do, we get hit by China for an array of things (upwards of 25-150K attempted penetrations and security events a day just for my poor 11,000 user environment) that really are pretty damn scary in the attack vectors, I just do my best to stay away from most Asian sites...

    Sorry if I came across as too harsh man
    Let me guess you're running some sophisticated firewall hardware/software that sits on the edge of your network and reports every script kiddie running nmap against your site as a attempted penetration? In iptables, openvpn, fail2ban, and ssh keys I trust.

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