Using Chuck Norris to sell your crap...Brilliant!

[opie011]

Funny as hell!
http://denver.craigslist.org/fuo/1723240965.html

[StagLefty]

pretty unique selling method

[Bailey Guns]

The writer of the ad gets an "A" for creativity!

[theGinsue]

He definitely deserves to sell that thing just for the interesting approach he took to listing it.

[rondog]

For $280, I'd go check it out, looks nice. If I needed a dining table, that is. Very creative though!

[sniper7]

hell that table looks nice and I am scared to get a round house kick to the head by ole chuck so I guess it is a done deal!

[KevDen2005]

That was pretty good! I wish I could write like that, all my reports at work would be AWESOME!!!

[GreenScoutII]

That ad should be nominated for best of craigslist. That's awesome!

Do you guys ever read best of craigslist? Funniest stuff in the world.

[BigBear]

Can someone post the text so we "secured" people can see it... links are blocked..

[nogaroheli]

Can someone post the text so we "secured" people can see it... links are blocked..

Here you go Big Bear:

Last night while the missus and I were debating exactly what to do about our LARGE and MAJESTIC pecan dining table with SIX chairs... we heard a loud crash. Given that we live in the mountains we thought that it might be a bear...or a viking hoard coming to snatch up our goods. Both are equally frightening so we grabbed a gun from the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE safe room and went to check it out.

Thankfully, it was just Chuck Norris digging through the fridge looking for a snack. He said he wanted a hogie but all we had was a few cans of Mountain Dew Code Red and three day old pizza. While Mr. Norris was microwaving his artery clogging slice of pie, we asked him what we should do with our AMAZING but too formal for our mountain decor TABLE with SIX chairs. His first suggestion was using it to barricade a large bank of western facing windows in case ninjas decided to target our home. Then he changed his mind and told us that we should try and find its "forever home" on Craigslist. We thought it was a great idea and so here I am, offering this awesome table to you for the low price of $280.00 + six free chairs!

Chuck Norris says that you should buy this table because it will make you as cool as he is. Seriously. And if you don't, he'll roundhouse kick you in the head. You don't want that, do you?