Friday humor

[sabot_round]

A young family moved in a house down the street from us, next to a vacant lot.

One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they gave her ten dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied,


"I will, if those a$$holes at Home Depot ever deliver the fu**'ng sheet rock......"

[Irving]

HAHAHA. I'll have to pass this on to the construction guys in my family.

[GreenScoutII]

Thats great!

[Marlin]

True story.....

[Icecoldviper]

Thats great!

+1

[cowboykjohnson]

[rofl1][rofl2][rofl3]

[theGinsue]

What's so funny about that?

She's right; those a$$holes at Home Depot always take forever to deliver the fu**'ng sheet rock......

[funkfool]

Ok... here is another...

Longest Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacrame nto"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

[Troublco]

The wife liked both of 'em too.

Here's one of my favorites -

The value of an Officer VS. an NCO

A 2nd Lieutenant was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1st Sergeant. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer."

[sniper7]

excellent!