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  1. 05-24-2010, 12:23 #1
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    Exclamation Breaking: Deranged Gunman Opens Fire On Shooting Range

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/der...g-range,17468/
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    I love the Onion
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    Thats messed up!
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    Great article. The Onion is great.

    It does make fun of the way newspapers write about gunowners.

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    "A loner, Woodrich was known to be quiet and withdrawn, channeling all his energies into his work and violent hobbies, like hunting."

    Hahahahah.....that made me laugh.
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  6. 05-24-2010, 13:44 #6
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    That was great-Thanks
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    fake!!! Pistols dont have clips

    After exhausting his final two clips
    Quote Originally Posted by crays View Post
    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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  8. 05-24-2010, 14:51 #8
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    Well if the WWII and Vietnam vets I have known call them clips, good enough for me...
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  9. 05-24-2010, 15:10 #9
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    why didnt the owner or employee, or other patron drop his ass? i would have.
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  10. 05-24-2010, 15:57 #10
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    Very funny. I should read the onion more often.
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