I just had to

[SU405]

Just fast on the draw

You got me brother. I'll take pepperoni on my tombstone.

[cowboykjohnson]

You got me brother. I'll take pepperoni on my tombstone.

I only serve up tostinos... sorry

[HBARleatherneck]

well to play devils advocate.

the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.

and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, pushing 48" military tires, four wheel hydraulic steering warn winch, cutting brakes, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. so he isnt sure if it fell out or what, because if he would have saw the hippie steal it, he would have stomped a mud hole in him. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.

[SU405]

well to play devils advocate.

the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.

and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, warn winch, hydraulic steering, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.

And yes a longboard is indeed a long skateboard.

[Irving]

Yeah, long board is the skate board.

[cowboykjohnson]

well to play devils advocate.

the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.

and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, pushing 48" military tires, four wheel hydraulic steering warn winch, cutting brakes, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. so he isnt sure if it fell out or what, because if he would have saw the hippie steal it, he would have stomped a mud hole in him. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.

One flaw...
any honest hippie clubber doesn't own a long board

[SU405]

One flaw...
any honest hippie clubber doesn't own a long board

Hippie clubber!

[cowboykjohnson]

that reminds me of the crappy jokes my barber always tells me

"a seal walks into a club"

and the other joke...

"a seal walks into a bar.
the bartender asks "what'll ya have"
the seal says "anything but a Canadian club""

[TS12000]

I always come across these when I'm searching for something completely unrelated. The bike from the other thread? Looking for a new iPod. I swear the morons in that city all need to be herded up like cattle and driven back to California.