Originally Posted by
HBARleatherneck
well to play devils advocate.
the longboard he is talking about is probably one of those really long, wooden skate boards.
and he has a Willys CJ3b with rockwell axles, pushing 48" military tires, four wheel hydraulic steering warn winch, cutting brakes, big block chevy. and he was in boulder to run over some libs. he got tired and hot, and needed a beer to refresh himself. normally he drinks a mans beer like PBR, Coors, Bud, (insert working mans beer) and not that yuppie boulder stuff, but he had to stop and have a beer at a microbrewery. when he did some hippie stole his board to buy a new backpack and or some medical marijuanna for his chronic pain. he didnt notice it was gone when he left to go back running over hippies, until he went to get it out of the back of his jeep and chase down a hippie on the sidewalk. so he isnt sure if it fell out or what, because if he would have saw the hippie steal it, he would have stomped a mud hole in him. he usually has his attack dog ride on the front of his long board. this dog loves the long board and is trained to smell out patchulie oil wearing hippies.
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