A Friday Night Funny

[WillysWagon]

In an e-mail from a buddy overseas:

Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backward still spell "race car"?

Did you know that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st
letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, "ate"?

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal
immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you
free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent,
non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced,
sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass
bastards with you."

How weird is that?

This just hit my funny bone

[Mtn.man]

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three-car garage in Scottsdale on the golf course with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING!-- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three-car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the golf course.
"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and ---

PING! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans, a Arizona Cardinal T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house?"


(THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . . NO, ACTUALLY THIS IS VERY GOOD . . )The fairy said:
"Tough luck, Amigo, now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."

[Irving]

I lol'd.

[Jumpstart]

And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal
immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you
free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, violent,
non-English-speaking assholes and take those other raggedy-ass
bastards with you."

Why yes, I have noticed.

[Sixgun]

Obama is not doing anymore public speeches on stage down south anymore.
It appears everytime he gets on stage, someone starts bidding on him.

[Mtn.man]

Obama is not doing anymore public speeches on stage down south anymore.
It appears everytime he gets on stage, someone starts bidding one him.

I heard:
He was 1st in the greeting line for the President of Poland when he stuck out his hand the Polish Dignitary handed him is coat.