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    Default Building a mosque

    In Seville, SPAIN, the government sold a piece of land to the muslims so they could build a Mosque.

    But the people around that property sure did not want a mosque in their neighborhood. They were opposed to the project.

    So they did something very smart...

    They buried a big pig at the center of the property, all documented with photos.

    The Islamic Law forbids to build a Mosque on land that has been soiled by a pig.

    The muslims abandonned their project.

    Now you know what to do if muslims plan to build a Mosque in your neighborhood.


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    good information to know

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    Anybody have a line on someone with a pig and a shovel in NYC?

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    I wonder...


    if they had buried the pig, but then waited until after the mosque was built to reveal the truth, would the guy in charge have to honor kill everyone that prayed there?

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    A guy on ARFCOM said he'd take a truck loaded to the brim with pig entrails and crash it into the site

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    I'm Sitting here wondering... "Why waste a whole Pig?"

    and " I Wonder if Cookin' the pig in the ground is the same thing?"

    I mean... if it HAS to be a whole pig, so be it.
    But now if just a few slices of Ham sammich would do it, that just leaves more for us!



    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier View Post
    so... what I gather from this is that instead of the captains of U.S. Flights having a firearm... they need a slice of Bacon....
    because if they die and have bacon bits penetrating their vitals during the explosion... they don't go to heaven.

    I think if I were an airline pilot I would have a pot-bellied pig in the flight-deck as a mascot.

    Last edited by Byte Stryke; 06-21-2010 at 18:17.

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