(not me, someone else) ha ha,
three males in a nissan maxima made the turn on the corner by my house, but forgot to continue straight after the turn, ended up in the neighbors bushes with the car on top - stuck.
Apparently my neighbors were so toasted themselves they didn't hear or see anything. (thought it was strange they didn't come outside)
Kept one distracted and in the area long enough for LPD to show up - which they did quickly. Two disappeared, the one we had ended up being the driver.
It's interesting to see and hear what drunk people do. Guy pretty much admitted to everything, yeah, it's my car, yeah I'm a little, ok very drunk, etc.
(hey man, relax, I'm on the phone right now with a tow truck, they'll get you out of there in a minute, hey ok dude thanks.) (really It's 911 but they don't seem to know the difference, used this same tactic the last time this happened)