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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    Gotta mohawk,had my nose and ears pierced,wore my jeans below my ass (oh crap I didn't have underwear on that day and they probably saw my tramp stamp), told them I could get jiggy with the job and they still weren't interested
    Your boobs weren't big enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOC View Post
    Your boobs weren't big enough.
    I have state paid implants
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    I have state paid implants
    Ohh, see, that's the problem, those state paid implants are lumpy - we call em' lumpytits and we never hire lumpytits.
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    Those are just filled with paper pulp from failed newspapers and the state BOR. Not as much fun to play with as silicone.
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Ohh, see, that's the problem, those state paid implants are lumpy - we call em' lumpytits and we never hire lumpytits.
    Quote Originally Posted by DOC View Post
    Those are just filled with paper pulp from failed newspapers and the state BOR. Not as much fun to play with as silicone.
    Where the hell were you 2 when I needed you ?
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    I see this thread is headed down hill!

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    Yeah all the deep thoughts have been used up
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    Where the hell were you 2 when I needed you ?
    I didn't notice you until you got them fake nuggs. I want to listen now. Go figure.
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
    "Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain

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