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    Default A Better Mousetrap




    So, there I am minding my own business and two little mice wonder into my kitchen. I've been trying to trap them for a couple of days since they showed up but they were too small to set off the traps (but they ate well as a result!).

    I casually walk into my bedroom and grab the big dog, that's right, I'm talking the .177 CAL 15 round semi auto CO2 pistol, no screwing around this time, I got my "cat, get the f*** out of my yard" gun. Two shots, two kills, then two more just for good measure, let's call it a double tap.

    Who needs a trap, I don't need no stinkin' trap!

    P.S. - Notice the little micey blood trail the bastard left on my carpet off to the right there?

    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    righteous kills


    the peanut butter bucket works better tho.

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    Win

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    Reminds me of True Grit.
    "A writ for a rat, cease and decist forthwith"
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    The only part missing was "and we lived happily ever after." Appreciate the AAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Reminds me of True Grit.
    "A writ for a rat, cease and decist forthwith"
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    I learned to shoot with a Red Ryder and a nasty college room, roaches, flys, whatever. Handled em with a BB every time. It was a lot of fun, I kinda miss the dirty ol' days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    I got my "cat, get the f*** out of my yard" gun.
    I'm not alone !!!
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    Cats love my yard. I've got my "cat" bb gun and my "racoon/crow" pellet hunting rifle - both very handy for pests. I guess now it's not just the "cat" gun but the "mouse, get the f*** out of my house" gun too .
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    Oh, do I mention the various species of urine I keep for keeping critters out of my vegetable garden? My fiance thinks I'm obsessed not only with guns, but with pee too - nice huh?
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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