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    So, there I am minding my own business and two little mice wonder into my kitchen. I've been trying to trap them for a couple of days since they showed up but they were too small to set off the traps (but they ate well as a result!).

    I casually walk into my bedroom and grab the big dog, that's right, I'm talking the .177 CAL 15 round semi auto CO2 pistol, no screwing around this time, I got my "cat, get the f*** out of my yard" gun. Two shots, two kills, then two more just for good measure, let's call it a double tap.

    Who needs a trap, I don't need no stinkin' trap!

    P.S. - Notice the little micey blood trail the bastard left on my carpet off to the right there?

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    righteous kills


    the peanut butter bucket works better tho.

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    Win

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    Reminds me of True Grit.
    "A writ for a rat, cease and decist forthwith"
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    The only part missing was "and we lived happily ever after." Appreciate the AAR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Reminds me of True Grit.
    "A writ for a rat, cease and decist forthwith"
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    I learned to shoot with a Red Ryder and a nasty college room, roaches, flys, whatever. Handled em with a BB every time. It was a lot of fun, I kinda miss the dirty ol' days.

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    I've killed a mouse with a blow dart gun before. That was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I've killed a mouse with a blow dart gun before. That was awesome.
    That would be fun!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart View Post
    I've killed a mouse with a blow dart gun before. That was awesome.

    My parents have a squirrel in their neighborhood with a blow dart stuck in his head. The fucker tried to jump to another tree but prob because of the dart poking his brain he miscalculated and missed and fell. Didn't die even! Jumped right up and ran away.

    Bwahahahaha

    Shooting mice is epic! I shot one that was stuck in the outside window well.
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