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    Default Gun Control **Funny**

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    Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in WVA,
    asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.



         Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my
        hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'



         Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud West Virginia drawl,
        pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'
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    [rofl1][rofl2][rofl3]
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    always a good one!

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    The original version of this is Bono at an African fundraising concert. He says every time he claps his hands a kid in Africa dies of <insert-some-preventable-disease>

    Someone in the audience pipes up, "Well quit clapping your hands, asshole!"

    H.

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    thats great. First time i've heard it..

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    Funny, some of the really simple ones are the best!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

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    You can't polish a turd!!
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    I want to get some pics of Rod shooting a 1911 since we all know how much he likes them.
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