Quote Originally Posted by TS12000 View Post
As for Ranger's comment, I pray I never meet let alone date/marry a woman so demonic
There are some really messed up women out there, though. I have a feeling that if a few of them found this, it wouldn't just be your retirement and house they'd be gunning for, if you know what I mean....

Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
At least one of the female performers in the P.I. (Phillipine Islands) used to do a show where she'd pull out a string of razor blazes from her internal lady parts.
GINSUE! I can't believe what I'm hearing, I mean, reading! Sounds an awful lot like personal knowledge there. You just destroyed the image I had built of you. Next, you'll be telling us about donkey shows in TJ. What do you mean, how do I know about that? No, I just heard about it. Really! Oh, bother.

Quote Originally Posted by rockhound View Post
pretty sure if i got my penis stuck in bear trap i would forget about killing the girl
+1!!!!!!